Abomination ((Preservation from Umbral GuildPortal))

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Abomination ((Preservation from Umbral GuildPortal))

Post by Vivimord » Mon Nov 30, 2015 4:25 am

((Originally posted by Raels.))

Hiya, Missus Raels!

Hello Billy, how are you doing today?

Great Missus Raels! We learned all about abo.. abomi… abo..

*soft grin* Abominations?

Yeah! Abominations! They’re awful keen, aren’t they?

They sure are, Billy!

I was just wondering though, where do they come from? There’s no mama and papa abominations, right? So where do they come from!

I could tell you, Billy…
but I’d rather show you!


***curtain raises, floor moves back, zombie chorus begins to sing backup***

barachiki-barachiki-barachiki-barachiki-barachiki

Take some ripe and fresh caaaaadavers,
strap them on a chair with oil.
Add the muscles, strong aaaaaand tasty,
in the ribcage let it boil.

Choose the finest meat youuuuuu get from Cow or Pig,
it doesn’t matter.
Giant eyes, super-fluuuuuu-ous limbs,
necessary is to this!

But don’t forget, don’t forget the Forsaken spiiiiices!
be die de die bop!
The spiiiices, the heart of the art necromancy --
Oh, no!
Don’t forget, don’t forget the Forsaken spiiiiiices!
be die de die bop!
Without them you won’t get the flavor of niiiightmare!
be die de badop, de die da!

Abo-mi-nation, abooooo-mi-nation
Abo-mi-nation, abooooo-mi-nation mi
nation, abo-mi-nation, mi-nation mi
Abo-mi-nation, mi naaaatiiiiiiiion!

barachiki-barachiki-barachiki-barachiki-barachiki

Feed your aboms nice aaaaaaand slowly
to prevent a stomachache,
crisp elf-maidens on theeeeeeeeir plate
will sound so nicely when they brake.

When their mouth gets full ooooooof fire
they might need something to drink,
one or two or three oooooor four or seven beers
will be enough!

But don’t forget, don’t forget the Forsaken spiiiiices!
be die de die bop!
The spiiiices, the heart of the art necromancy.
Oh, no!
Don’t forget, don’t forget the Forsaken spiiiiiices!
be die de die bop!
Without them you won’t get the flavor of niiiightmare!

Let’s make abo-min-ation -- aha that’s good!
Abo-mi-nation, abooooo-mi-nation
Abo-mi-nation, aboooo-mi-nation mi
nation, abo-mi-nation, mi-nation mi
Abo-mi-nation, mi naaaatiiiiiiiion!
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Re: Abomination ((Preservation from Umbral GuildPortal))

Post by admin » Mon Nov 30, 2015 4:02 pm

((This one's the best.))
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