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Dragonsquishing! ((Preservation from Umbral GuildPortal))

Post by Vivimord » Mon Nov 30, 2015 5:01 am

((Originally posted by Kuul.))

The dragon roared in triumph, as anotherfell to the scarlet inferno of her fiery breath.

The small army of Orcs, Trolls, Tauren andForsaken scattered about the jagged lava lit cavern, as the great dragonOnyxia; brood mother of the black dragonflight; swung her massive obsidianscaled head towards her next victim.

The grizzled Orc shaman Obide, leader ofthis eclectic band, bellowed at a nearby steel-clad Tauren warrior.

“Chinook, grab her attention! Make thatdemon-loving lizard fear your blade!”

Stomping his hooves and bashing swordagainst shield, Chinook flung curses and blows at the fang filled maw. Eyes ofbalefilled shadow focused on the lone warrior, and Onyxia met the Tauren’schallenge with a claw the size of a full-grown kodo. The claw ripped acrossChinook’s breastplate lifting him up and sending him crashing into the cavernwall.

Ethereal green leaves and dancing bluemotes of light suddenly covered the Tauren from horns to tail. A freshlyinvigorated Chinook leapt to his feet, shook his shaggy bovine head and dashedin to re-engage the winged monstrosity.

“Priests, Shaman, Druids… see that he remainsstanding!” Obide shouted.

“And the rest of you… for Thrall’s sake,stay away from the whelp pits!”

Kuul coughed as streamers of lava and smokeerupted from fissures in the cavern floor. Hopping madly about to avoid singinghis feet the flustered troll shaman squinted through the heat, absently dustingsoot from his prized tusks, and scratching his prominent blue nose. Only thendid he realise he was on the wrong side of the cavern to affect those he’d beentasked to protect with his totems.

“Kuul, ya big bacon bita, we needs ‘ya ova‘ere!” Shouted his shadow sister the Orc huntress Honnete across the great bulkof the dragon’s rump. Kuul watched as she frantically loosed volley aftervolley of arrows at Onyxia’s belly.

“Um, I’ll be rite witchu!” Replied Kuul.

With a strangled gulp and a quick prayer tohis ancestors, Kuul raised his shield and ran blindly behind the dragon’s rearlegs.

“Kuul!” Honnete screamed. “Look out fa da liz’id’s…”

Alerted, Kuul popped his head up frombehind his shield just in time to see a dark scaled limb bigger than the gatesof Orgrimaar smash into his chest and launch him clear across the cavern.

“…tail.”

Sailing through an opening in the cavern’sside, Kuul turned in mid-air to find himself falling into a pit containingcountless onyx coloured dragon eggs. Crashing and bouncing across the pitfloor, he rose among the ichor splattered mess of broken eggs to be surroundedby over a dozen new-born black dragon hatchlings, whose wicked red eyesregarded him in a most unfriendly way.
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Post by Vivimord » Mon Nov 30, 2015 5:01 am

((Originally posted by Kuul.))

“Nice bay’bee dragon’s”. Kuul said as hebacked slowly from the egg-pit. “K’yoot lit’il dragons…”

The hatchlings shrieked in unison; apiercing cry to their mother.

Onyxia turned her dreadful head towardsKuul and her brood.

“Feed my children! Sup on the flesh ofthese fools!” She laughed.

“Oh no’se.” sobbed Kuul. “Bay’bee food.Wat’a way ta go.”

“Shaman, move!” croaked a raspy voice from behind.Kuul felt a wave of icy air sweep past him, as three mage’s rushed in tocounter the new threat. Now frozen in place the hatchlings wailed pitifully asa barrage of icicles pierced their scaly flesh.

“Feel free to “help” us… Troll.” Glared theForsaken mage who had spoken before.

Guiltily Kuul unhooked his mace and wadedinto the dying whelps, taking out his anger on the miniature versions of theirmother.

The whelp’s high pitched death wails echoedacross the cavern.

“MY CHILDREN!” boomed Onyxia.

The great dragon swung around to see a loneTroll smashing her children amidst a small blizzard. Onyxia roared her defianceand lumbered towards Kuul and the egg pit, oblivious to all else.

“Mages scatter! Leave the foolish Troll tohis fate!” yelled Obide.

Kuul continued to pummel away, venting onthe few remaining whelps, unaware of the dragon approaching his back. Onyxia’sjaw’s gaped wide behind Kuul, an ivory rimmed chasm with a hellish red lightflickering in its depths. She breathed in a great rush of air that sucked andswirled around Kuul just as he was preparing to raise his mace to slay the lastwhelp.

“Wat da?” said Kuul. Momentarily distractedKuul’s mace slipped from his hand, twirling backwards into Onyxia’s maw whereit wedged in her cavernous gullet just as she was about to expel a great belchof flame at Kuul’s unprotected back.

The choking dragon’s eyes bugled open.

With a concussion blast that flung everyonein the lair to the floor, Onyxia’s neck exploded in a spectacular ball of fireand dragon entrails. Her startled head flew end over end straight into the airto land with a sickening squelch at Kuul’s three-toed feet.

The victorious band rose as one with ariotous cheer. They had slain Onyxia!

“Looks like you’ve already separated Herhead to present to Thrall, spirit-brother! The honour shall be yours” Obidesmirked as he helped Kuul to his feet, and Honnete hugged him within an inch ofhis life.

Kuul grinned stupidly.

“Besides.” He coughed. “I believe she still hasyour mace!”
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Post by Vivimord » Mon Nov 30, 2015 5:02 am

((Originally posted by Kuul.))

*nailed above the Orgrimaar mailbox and scrawled in an excited barely legible hand*

"Ta any dat be in'trst'd, I (dat be Kuul by da way) will be pr'sen'tin' da Warchief ('Joo know da Thrall Orc chap) wit de 'ead'o Onyxia da nor'tee Broodmotha'o da Blak dragonflite, t'morra nite.

'Ope ta see 'joo dere!"

- Kuul

"PS. If'n anywun 'as sum spare mace kleena I culd use sum!"

((Kuul will be turning in Onyxia's head at 7pm tomorrow (Friday). I hope to see as many of you there as can make it for some RP sillyness and drinking!))
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