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Umbral Four ((Preservation from Umbral GuildPortal))

Post by Vivimord » Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:03 am

((I strongly considered not preserving this one, but eh, what the hell. I'm just going to put all of the posts into one post, though. Post started by Raels.))

Raels: Once upon a time,

Raels: there was a bunny

Raels: who had adorable little

Lacoura: spleen filled with viscous

Lajjun: gas.

Raels: *cracks up*

Ont: His gas was...
... a source of vexation

*uses seven words since Lajjun only used one

Cirek: especially on nights where...

Lacoura: explosion was an issue

Bregdark: which was always true.

Jinska: He also had a

Raels: strange propensity for girlish

Lacoura: giggling, gossiping and gynecological

Lajjun: moneymakers. But not ever

Lacoura: once, loved dem ho's

Ont: and it was especially

Jinska: due to his outrageous

Lacoura: taste in feathered hats

Honnete: and kitchen appliances. One

Lacoura: would think such propensities

Lajjun: should be used when

Zillakiyah: his ho's ran amuck.

Bregdark: The bunny once ate

Jinska: an entire family of

Ont: those cute minature carrots

Lacoura: and incontinent Swedish hobos

Lajjun: - correction, Finnish hobos, yes.

Ont: Their Finnishness was so

Lacoura: Swedish it was ridiculous

Ont: to the ignorant, anyway

Okrth: that in Norway they

Zillakiyah: had decided to bake

Lacoura: The end. Just kidding,

Lacoura: what I really meant

Cirek: was they loved the

Bregdark: taste of crunchy lutefisk.

Bregdark: Meanwhile, that bunny decided

Honnete: that he needed to

Cirek: do was cure his

Zillakiyah: barely perceptible acute hydrorrhea.

Lacoura: which made family gatherings

Raels: slightly more than ridiculously

Lacoura: messy, muddled, menacing and

Honnete: murky. Not to mention

Zillakiyah: fascist, fickle, and fulsome.

Bregdark: The bunny's name was

Raels: unspeakable, without first removing

Ont: your lower jaw. Bregdark,

Raels: busy fending off beautiful

Honnete: undead bunnies, could have

Bregdark: removed his lower jaw

Bregdark: in order to say

Bregdark: the bunny's name. But

Zillakiyah: found he had no

Honnete: idea what it was.

Cirek: But without a doubt,

Jinska: it was the bunny's

Lacoura: sacrificial glass dagger of

Bregdark: pure obsidian-tin smelt

Cirek: quenched on the blood

Honnete: of innocent Scarlets, that

Murdock: want naughty secrets. It

Ont: defiled these mysteries while

Bregdark: also having a kewl

Lacoura: afro and platform shoes

Zillakiyah: with the little fish

Raels: breeding unnecessarily and habitually.

Kuul: As was the fashion

Honnete: in those latitudes, they

Ashea: just couldn't

Bregdark: ((count up to four! No, just kidding. They couldn't))

wait for Arbor Day

Honnete: when the grizzled platypus

Rayne_Kitty: (i wanna play!)

burbled breathtaking

Ashea: (Oh. Duh. We're supposed to use four words. My bad.)

poems of quintessential happiness

Rayne_Kitty: ((*blames Ashea*))

forgetting all about gratuitous

Honnete: taxmen. The nightingale listens

Ashea: and calls out thrice

((Fin?))
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Post by Bregdark » Mon Nov 30, 2015 4:07 pm

and then the bunny
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Post by Vivimord » Tue Dec 01, 2015 8:15 am

began to recite the
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Post by Cal » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:32 pm

code of conduct for
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Post by Ottoparts » Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:35 am

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Post by Bladebreaker » Fri Dec 04, 2015 9:11 am

"I do hereby declare
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Post by Ottoparts » Sat Dec 05, 2015 4:13 pm

this is the last
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Post by Ribcrack » Sun Dec 06, 2015 9:30 am

goodbye, they aren't wasting
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Post by Kunikiko » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:55 pm

time." Now enters her
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Post by Ont » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:55 am

yoga studio, near the
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